Take Five 4-5-08

There’s nothing like having a great performance. You’re charged, the audience is charged and everything is right in the world. I really can’t think of anything I would like better after a performance than a ‘Naked High Five’. The naked high five has been infiltrating my shows, and I’m sure other shows as well. I find this display completely hilarious. I didn’t just score the winning point for the game; I just did a striptease for you. I understand you may want to show your appreciation and you may want to touch me and you figure the high five is the way to go. May I just suggest maybe a gentleman -like kiss on my hand, or perhaps you could give me a nice hug. Or, hand me a drink. I like bourbon, the good stuff. I just can’t wait until someone does the knuckle punch or wants to ‘pound it out’ after a show. I may just lose my sexy, sexy mind.

Up high!

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